Beard Trimming 101

What to do when you need to trim your beard but don’t have electric trimmers.

So, I was snuggling with my boyfriend last night (who really needs to trim his beard, but hasn’t got anything to do that with as the moment), and I was just about to fall asleep, when this crazy image popped into my head of him using a fork and a pair of scissors to trim his beard. I burst into a fit of laughter, because it just looked so ridiculous, but to my half-sleeping mind it made perfect sense. Just turn the fork so it curves out, and use it to determine the length of the trim. Then combing the beard with the fork, begin snipping away with the scissors. With a little practice, one could get very quick with the scissors. Then tada! Perfectly groomed beard!

Naturally, my boyfriend wanted to know what I was laughing about, and we were in stitches for the longest time! He is seriously considering trying this when our roomate (his ex) is around, just for the amusement of her reaction when she stumbles upon such an asbsurd scene! Haha! I would pay to see that!

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5 thoughts on “Beard Trimming 101

      1. LMAO 😂. “Hey, what you up to tonight?” “Doing a little beard forking, wanna join in?” “Uh….whaaaa?” It could become a thing 😎

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